Rated 4.9 • "Excellent"
Not Milk. Not Dark.
Buttr Chocolate.
Look, we made this chocolate because we're obsessed with creating the creamiest, most indulgent chocolate experience possible.
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The Big Slab
4.9 • "Excellent"
For serious indulgence sessions. The kind of chocolate bar that makes you cancel plans.
From R153 per bar
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The Small Slab
4.9 • "Excellent"
Perfectly sized for when you're trying (and failing) to practice portion control.
From R59 per bar
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The Spread
4.9 • "Excellent"
Spoonable butter chocolate that transforms everything it touches. Warning: highly addictive.
From R149 per spread
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Frequently Asked Questions

Technically, yes. But we don’t lead with that because this isn’t “good for vegan chocolate.” It’s just good, period.

It depends on where you are. Orders processed here will take 5-7 business days to arrive. Overseas deliveries can take anywhere from 7-16 days. Delivery details will be provided in your confirmation email.

Contains nuts (obviously), and depending on the batch, may share space with other tree nuts or peanuts. No gluten, no dairy, no weird mystery ingredients. Just good stuff.

Zero dairy. Nada. Zilch. We use nuts instead, which is why it's so creamy without the cow.

Because it melts like butter. Feels like butter. But it’s made from nuts. Basically, we cracked the code on real creaminess—without actual butter. Wild, right?

We’re not gonna slap a health halo on it and pretend it’s a salad. But:

  • It’s made with good fats
  • Has real ingredients
  • No dairy, no palm oil, no weird stuff
  • And yeah, a little protein thanks to the nuts

So, chocolate that doesn’t gaslight you? We’ll take that as a win.

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Crazy Tasty
Real Nut Goodness
Insanely Creamy
Naturally Dairy-Free
No Palm Oil
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Crazy Tasty
Real Nut Goodness
Insanely Creamy
Naturally Dairy-Free
No Palm Oil
Never Bitter